Bill Vaughan

"The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them."

Joseph Conrad

"Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men."

Tallulah Bankhead

"If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner."

Anthony Burgess

"Every dogma has its day."

Edgar Fiedler

"Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers - six if one went to Harvard."

George Carlin

"What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?"

Woody Allen

"Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once."