Bob Hope

"If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it."

Charles M. Schulz

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia."

Bertrand Russell

"The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper."

Orson Welles

"I have an unfortunate personality."

Walt Disney

"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known."

Ambrose Bierce

"Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head."

J. B. Priestley

"She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years."